I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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