don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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