The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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