Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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