Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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