I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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