goodnight i made you a song goodbye
grandma shit on top of the toilet
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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