you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'm passing your future prison.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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It's shark week go big or go home
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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