their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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