just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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