is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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