Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can't turn off my feet"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.