I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?