honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
