I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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