May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
bring money and cleavage
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.