which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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