Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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