What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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