There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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