Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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