A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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