she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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