Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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