Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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