I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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