She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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