When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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