Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?