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So drunk its hurt

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(810): So drunk its hurt http://tfl.nu/8w92

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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(520): Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday http://tfl.nu/ewfr

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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

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What's this douchebags name?

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Rob...

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(908): He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!" (973): What's this douchebags name? (908): Rob... http://tfl.nu/raez

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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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(214): You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet. http://tfl.nu/ajf1

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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.

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(410): Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch. http://tfl.nu/9tc4

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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."

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(210): yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons." http://tfl.nu/jfl4

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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old

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(818): Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old http://tfl.nu/8lce

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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.

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(613): Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/rte8

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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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(802): I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes. http://tfl.nu/xpl7

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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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(904): the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing http://tfl.nu/38nr

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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.

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(780): The key to alley sex is drunkeness. http://tfl.nu/zhh3

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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

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(503): i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here http://tfl.nu/1c81

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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?

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(301): When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off? http://tfl.nu/hj8l

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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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(303): My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you. http://tfl.nu/ugo1

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(315): View more from New York

Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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This is why I love you...

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(315): Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack (1-315): This is why I love you... http://tfl.nu/jq03

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