Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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