They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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