one two three fourrrrnication!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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