do herpes really smell.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
God, I missed his penis.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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