he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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