quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
