Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize