did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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