just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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