I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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