It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i've created a new STD.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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