Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hippo gnu deer
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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