He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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