You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
there is puke in my bra ... again
And then he peed in my hair
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