I just made out with a guy for $7.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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