You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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