YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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