Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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