I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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