problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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