Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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