she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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