I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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