just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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