so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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